So literal.
Daddy: hi cranky pants! (To Landon--who won't settle down)Colton: No cranky pants! That's baby brother!
Our boy has manners.
Mommy: Would you like the rest of your orange juice?
Colton: No, I good. Thank you though.
Complete sentences are starting!
(While attempting to potty train)
C: I get one gummy bear for pee pee potty. Two gummy bear for poopy. Right?
Making up new words, yet it makes sense.
C: Syds come to dinner cuz she's all done schooling. (Syds often misses our lunches with Grandma Jules since she's in school. This new word made sense in context!!)
Sweet siblings.
(Landon crying)
Colton: Just fine baby Landon. Just fine. We're almost home. We're right here. Sh-sh-sh. You're ok baby brother. Sh-sh- sh.
Backseat driver.
C: Red means stop. Right, Mommy?
Me: Yes. That's right.
C: Lellow means caushus. Right?
[yellow means caution]
Me: Right, buddy.
C: And green means go. Yaaaay.
The comedian.
Me: Hey Colton, when you see Uncle Rock it'd be really funny if you say "Hey Uncle Rock, I'm happy happy happy!" (Just like Phil on Duck Dynasty.)
Colton to Uncle Rock: Uncle Rock! Happy. Happy. Happy.
The physician.
C: Baby fussy. Baby needs Tums. Mommy back hurts. Mommy needs Tums. My back hurts. I need Tums.
(I had lots of heartburn during my pregnancy with Landon; I ate Tums almost nightly towards the end and Colton always commented on it then.)
The crack-up.
(While getting a yogurt from the fridge)
C: Oh strawberry. My fave-rit! Yaaaaay.
The hard worker.
C: My trailer come-in off.
C: You be ex-vator and I be back-hoe loader. New job site I over here.
(While playing trucks with Daddy.)